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I have a Craigslist obsession.  It's bordering on unhealthy.  I know it's a problem, and I'm trying to deal with it.  Unsucce...

I mean. I guess it’s not terrible. The concept is nice. It occurred to me I don’t like halter tops, especially ones that weave in front of y...

I'm behind on bloggying, because I've been wrestling 90 yards of velvet into some curtains every night after work, but this last wee...

I was pretty psyched that I came in 518th. Out of like, 3,000 people. Nope. Out of 680. 76th percentile.  As in, not even in the top thre...

First, my coworkers' parents came from Germany, and "Omi" brought me a teacup she's had in her cupboard in Germany for a w...

1. Quiznos chick in San Fernando considered me quizzically when I ordered the Black and Blue, a steak and gorgonzola cheese salad. Luckily...